Two hints lust, then I mix some charm with a dash of wits.

i have a better idea.

THE hXc PARTY
"we wont fuck this shit up!!"

OUR PLATFORM:
We wont do anything. At least its better than what we've got now.
We'll sit around and bitch and listen to good music. HEY! its better than the democrats and the republicans bickering 24/7!
We'll ban rap music. Its not music, and you know it.
Children will learn how to mosh by age 11. Sure, it'll up teens in the hospital. But its way fun so its worth it.
There will be no wars. It'll shut the emo kids up
We'll make sure the environments healthy. It'll shut up the vegitarians.
We'll kill Dick Cheney. You know you want it. Deep inside, we all hate Dick.
We'll legalize abortion and gay marriage. Leave the poor raped/stoned girls and the gays alone. You know you are sick of their whineing.
We won't tax the richest 5%. It'll keep the conservatives happy. If they have thier money, what do they care?
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND
NO MORE PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNINGS (for all us cool kids)

Doesn't that sound so much better??

I think it does.

SO VOTE hXc